I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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