pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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