Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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