I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
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Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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