I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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