I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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