He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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