I want to make a zoo with you.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
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Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.