A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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