Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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