It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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