Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
