Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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