Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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