I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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