im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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