they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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