That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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