So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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