Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
i out mim tonsoeep
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