I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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