My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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