Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
420 ftw
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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