The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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