Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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