North Korea, Best Korea!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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