They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
jump out the window naked night went bad
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