i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
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So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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