That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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