According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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