You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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