i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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