its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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