I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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