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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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