I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize