There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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