If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
