Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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