Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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