i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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