Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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