Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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