awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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