Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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