Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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