he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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