Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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