So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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