my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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