let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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