I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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