I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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