I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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