Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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